Speaking of ASOS Africa…how short do short shorts have to be, to be too short because these are pretty damn short!?
1. African sized booty creating unladylike bum cleavage.
2. Extreme unlikelihood of being allowed to leave the house in said shorts by African parents and/or African friends thus condemned to wearing around bedroom.
If you think your booty will fit into these floral kanga print shorts (£25), they’re hiding here